“Oh well, there’s nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there’s lots of sex and violence." - Elvira
"If I’d had children and had a girl, the first words I would have taught her would have been “fuck off” because we weren’t brought up ever to say that to anyone, were we? And it’s quite valuable to have the courage and the confidence to say, “No, fuck off, leave me alone, thank you very much.” - Dame Helen Mirren
Cotton-balls!!! — Nadine Hurley.
“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.” - Joel Barish
I know how he felt in this film, as I have been in his situation more than a few times. ;)
I just don’t get it! She seems totally uninterested in me, despite my smothering obsessiveness! — Nathanial Mayweather.
“Nam myoho renge kyo, Nam myoho renge kyo, Nam myoho renge kyo!!!" - Lt. Tuck Pendleton
“I say, Embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life’s too short to be cool." - Shirley Manson
Happy Hatching Day to Walt Disney’s Mickey and Minnie Mouse, they made their official debut in the black-and-white short film “Steamboat Willie,” which premiered in New York on Nov. 18, 1928. Now those are a couple of old ass rats.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. — Groucho Marx.
“The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can’t. Not with out your help. But you’re not helping." - Holden