“…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.” - Patrick Bateman
“Damien! Damien! Damien, look at me! I’m over here! Damien, I love you. Look at me, Damien. It’s all for you!” — *steps off the roof and hangs herself* - The Nanny
“You’re all hairless apes? That’s really disgusting.” - Howard the Duck
Everyone loves a Hoopy Frood on Towel Day.
Number 6:
The Human species are simply bags of meat doing the best that we can with what we have.
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